This was filmed on January 8, 2010, just after the first crippling snowstorm of the year in Hamilton, Ontario. Why did not a single symmetric flake fall in either November or December? What are the odds of that? And did you notice that the weather became colder just as people started to appear on the streets in winter coats? Is that just a coincidence? I don’t believe in coincidence. I’m a scientist. I believe in cause and effect. The winter coats caused the cold weather.
Who was wearing those winter coats? Your friends and neighbours? Oh, sure, they may look like your friends and neighbours, but they are really alien substitutes. And they are part of the front line of the invasion force that is precipitating trouble in our fair city of Hamilton.
There is only one way to defeat the aliens and bring Spring back to our city: wear shorts. Vanadium-lined shorts, if possible. We will be stocking them soon at The Frugal Loon.
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